I’m really excited to watch the Tina Fey and Amy Poehler show tonight. ONE PROBLEM. I haven’t paid my SAG dues and didn’t receive any screeners. So, I’m really worried I won’t get any of the jokes.
If you’re in the same boat as me, don’t fret! I’m really good at deciphering plot-lines based solely on their titles.
LET’S SEE HOW CLOSE I AM!
The Imitation Game – That thing where your director gets up during rehearsal and says, “Let me be you.”
The Theory of Everything – One man’s journey to discover what makes something go from being liked, to being everything.
Nightcrawler – Alan Cumming’s highly anticipated X-Men spinoff.
Cake – A brave documentary following a group of dancers after Broadway Bares.
Still Alice – The movie adaptation of all those A… My Name is Alice song cycles. I think. I’m sure of this. Remember those?
Boyhood – The story of Andy Mientus’ Twitter account.
Wild – A documentary on spacial unawareness.
Pride – The first movie to ever be adapted from a Facebook status.
Gone Girl – The inspiring true story of a girl who quits her Broadway show because she’s bored, and heads out in search of something better.
Big Eyes – One time I was told this was a #ReasonsIDidntBookIt.
Birdman – Like Smash, but with explosions and flying — so more realistic.
Into the Woods – No clue.