1.) His name is Aaron Tveit.

2.) The “V” is silent.

3.) He is on “Graceland.”

4.) I have never seen “Graceland.”

5.) But I have been to Graceland.

6.) All I remember is the Jungle Room.

7.) Elvis lived in Graceland.

8.) Elvis never saw Wicked.

9.) Aaron Tveit was in Wicked.

10.) He was not Boq.

11.) I don’t know who was Boq.

12.) I only know a few Boqs.

13.) So many Boqs.

14.) “Aaron” is the only name to start with two “A’s.”

38.) “I” before “E,” except unless you’re Aaron Tveit.

15.) Aaron Tveit knows Anne Hathaway.

16.) Anne Hathaway knows Julie Andrews.

17.) Julie Andrews knows how to do a British accent.

18.) What are you doing for Valentine’s Day?

19.) I have two shows.

20.) Aaron Tveit has been in at least two Broadway shows.

21.) Next to Normal, Catch Me if You Can, and Altar Boyz.

22.) I think Altar Boyz.

23.) That may have been Kyle Dean Massey.

24.) Aaron Tveit is Kyle Dean Massey.

25.) Have you ever seen them in the same place?

26.) Kyle Dean Massey is doing “Nashville.”

42.) With Laura Benanti.

43.) From SMASH.

27.) Adnan is getting another appeal.

1.) It will be filmed.

2.) There will be a premiere and a party after.

3.) It will still be about witches.

4.) It will be based on the musical Wicked.

5.) The musical Wicked starred Idina Menzel.

6.) DON’T EVER SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT IDINA MENZEL.

7.) People will hate the casting.

8.) There is an 87% chance Anna Kendrick will see this movie.

9.) I like Wicked.

10.) I like movies.

11.) Did you see The Wedding Ringer?

12.) It’s like The Weddings Singer but with an R.

13.) The Wedding Singer was on Broadway at the same time as Wicked.

14.) And then it wasn’t.

15.) Laura Benanti was in The Wedding Singer.

16.) She has not been in Wicked.

17.) Yet.

18.) The first Academy Awards were presented in 1929 at a private dinner of about 270 people. It was first televised in 1953, and now the Oscars ceremony can be seen in about 196 countries.

19.) Wicked can be seen in more than 300 countries.

34.) How is your 2015 so far?

-12.) They put a new brunch place in by my apartment.

20.) The food is just OK, but they have a good happy hour.

21.) You know where they have a GREAT happy hour?

22.) At Wicked.

23.) Because every hour of Wicked is happy.

23a.) Just kidding, nothing’s on sale at Wicked.

24.) And they’re going to make a movie of it.

25.) Because Wicked needs more dollars.

26.) I’m broke. Are there openings for any Shen-Shen/Morrible cover tracks?

27.) Serial got more interesting after the finale.

1.) It is about woods.

2.) People go into them.

3.) There is a witch in the woods.

4.) There are witches in Wicked.

5.) These are not the same witches.

6.) Bernadette Peters was one of the witches.

7.) Meryl Streep is the movie one of the witches.

8.) I don’t know if Meryl Streep or Bernadette Peters has seen Wicked.

9.) I like Wicked.

10.) I also like Into the Woods.

11.) Don’t fuck with Into the Woods.

12.) You hear that, Rob Marshall?

13.) I saw the first ten minutes of Nine.

14.) Rob Marshall also directed Chicago.

15.) When I was nine.

16.) Laura Benanti did Into the Woods.

17.) She is not in the movie.

18.) She IS in eight episodes of Royal Pains.

19.) I saw the movie.

20.) I saw it before you.

21.) Everyone saw it before you.

22.) My brother who does sports saw this movie before you.

23.) The slotted spoon can catch the potato.

24.) I like potatoes when you roast them in rosemary.

25.) ROSEMARY!

26.) One time I saw Stephen Sondheim at the Applebee’s in Times Square.

27.) I’m starting to wonder if maybe Adnan did do it.

1.) It is about witches.

2.) The witches were also in The Wizard of Oz.

3.) Idina Menzel was one of the witches.

4.) Kristin Chenowerth was the other one of the witches.

5.) It is a prequel to The Wizard of Oz.

6.) They say the title in the play un-ironically.

7.) More than once.

8.) YOU NEVER LEAVE Wicked.

9.) Stephen Schwartz also wrote Pippin.

10.) Stephen Schwartz is the composer.

10.) What happened to Wayne Cilantro?

11.) I like Wicked.

12.) People who like Wicked also like Frozen.

13.) Have you seen Frozen?

14.) The girl from Frozen and Wicked also did Rent.

15.) Taye Diggs follows me on Twitter.

16.) Remember when Stella got her groove back?

17.) STELLA!

18.) You say you are going to leave Wicked but YOU ALWAYS GO BACK.

19.) What are your thoughts about the conflicts overseas?

20.) London is also overseas.

21.) Wicked is currently playing in the West End of London.

22.) Julie Andrews is from overseas, London area.

23.) Julie Andrews does not have a Tony.

24.) I am not sure if Julie Andrews has ever seen Wicked.

25.) I have seen Wicked.

26.) Can you please pass the ketchup?

27.) I can’t believe it is already 2015.

34.) The following people have not played Elphaba yet:

• Audra
• benanti
• Kristin Chenowerth
• Jen Cody
• Karen from Smash
• Julie Andrews
• Taye Diggs
• me

1.) Broadway could use more women.

27.) I don’t think Adnan did it.