1.) It will be filmed.
2.) There will be a premiere and a party after.
3.) It will still be about witches.
4.) It will be based on the musical Wicked.
5.) The musical Wicked starred Idina Menzel.
6.) DON’T EVER SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT IDINA MENZEL.
7.) People will hate the casting.
8.) There is an 87% chance Anna Kendrick will see this movie.
9.) I like Wicked.
10.) I like movies.
11.) Did you see The Wedding Ringer?
12.) It’s like The Weddings Singer but with an R.
13.) The Wedding Singer was on Broadway at the same time as Wicked.
14.) And then it wasn’t.
15.) Laura Benanti was in The Wedding Singer.
16.) She has not been in Wicked.
18.) The first Academy Awards were presented in 1929 at a private dinner of about 270 people. It was first televised in 1953, and now the Oscars ceremony can be seen in about 196 countries.
19.) Wicked can be seen in more than 300 countries.
34.) How is your 2015 so far?
-12.) They put a new brunch place in by my apartment.
20.) The food is just OK, but they have a good happy hour.
21.) You know where they have a GREAT happy hour?
22.) At Wicked.
23.) Because every hour of Wicked is happy.
23a.) Just kidding, nothing’s on sale at Wicked.
24.) And they’re going to make a movie of it.
25.) Because Wicked needs more dollars.
26.) I’m broke. Are there openings for any Shen-Shen/Morrible cover tracks?
27.) Serial got more interesting after the finale.