Monthly Archives: December 2014

27 Facts You Didn’t Know About the INTO THE WOODS Movie


1.) It is about woods.

2.) People go into them.

3.) There is a witch in the woods.

4.) There are witches in Wicked.

5.) These are not the same witches.

6.) Bernadette Peters was one of the witches.

7.) Meryl Streep is the movie one of the witches.

8.) I don’t know if Meryl Streep or Bernadette Peters has seen Wicked.

9.) I like Wicked.

10.) I also like Into the Woods.

11.) Don’t fuck with Into the Woods.

12.) You hear that, Rob Marshall?

13.) I saw the first ten minutes of Nine.

14.) Rob Marshall also directed Chicago.

15.) When I was nine.

16.) Laura Benanti did Into the Woods.

17.) She is not in the movie.

18.) She IS in eight episodes of Royal Pains.

19.) I saw the movie.

20.) I saw it before you.

21.) Everyone saw it before you.

22.) My brother who does sports saw this movie before you.

23.) The slotted spoon can catch the potato.

24.) I like potatoes when you roast them in rosemary.


26.) One time I saw Stephen Sondheim at the Applebee’s in Times Square.

27.) I’m starting to wonder if maybe Adnan did do it.

27 Facts You Didn’t Know About WICKED


1.) It is about witches.

2.) The witches were also in The Wizard of Oz.

3.) Idina Menzel was one of the witches.

4.) Kristin Chenowerth was the other one of the witches.

5.) It is a prequel to The Wizard of Oz.

6.) They say the title in the play un-ironically.

7.) More than once.


9.) Stephen Schwartz also wrote Pippin.

10.) Stephen Schwartz is the composer.

10.) What happened to Wayne Cilantro?

11.) I like Wicked.

12.) People who like Wicked also like Frozen.

13.) Have you seen Frozen?

14.) The girl from Frozen and Wicked also did Rent.

15.) Taye Diggs follows me on Twitter.

16.) Remember when Stella got her groove back?

17.) STELLA!

18.) You say you are going to leave Wicked but YOU ALWAYS GO BACK.

19.) What are your thoughts about the conflicts overseas?

20.) London is also overseas.

21.) Wicked is currently playing in the West End of London.

22.) Julie Andrews is from overseas, London area.

23.) Julie Andrews does not have a Tony.

24.) I am not sure if Julie Andrews has ever seen Wicked.

25.) I have seen Wicked.

26.) Can you please pass the ketchup?

27.) I can’t believe it is already 2015.

34.) The following people have not played Elphaba yet:

  • Audra
  • benanti
  • Kristin Chenowerth
  • Jen Cody
  • Karen from Smash
  • Julie Andrews
  • Taye Diggs
  • me

1.) Broadway could use more women.

27.) I don’t think Adnan did it.